He worries if he lets this sissy suck him,
he will like it and will come back for more.
He worries that if he puts that man's penis
in his mouth,
he will love it and will come back for more.
He worries that if he lets a cute redhead
take him home and screw him, he will like it
and want to do it again and again and again.
He worries about the size of his small town,
where things of all sorts tend to get around,
he will be crucified and condemned.
He worries that if he’s seen in a gay bar
by someone from church, it will get back
to his wife and life as he knows it will be over.
He worries, like all breeders do, if he catches
"the bug," from this faggot, there won't be enough
dirt on earth to cover up his secret.