the gunman
charles du preez
Jesus wanted to be
in the Army, but they
wouldn't let him.
"You don't have a birth
certificate or proper
identification," they said.
"You don't even live
in this country."
Then Jesus spoke:
"I am Jesus, son of God.
I can heal people
with my bare hands."
"Jesus," they said,
"We too can heal,
with medicine and bandages."
"But," Jesus said, pulling
something from his robe,
"can you make
a balloon animal
that looks like
a mastodon?"
No one else could,
so they let Jesus enlist.
But instead of being
a medic, He was commanded
to operate a machine gun
and let all hell
rain on the enemy.
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